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Bacon Brick

A house husband. Defined by a pretty, confused, slightly dumb, anxious, but loyal man. Normally defined by his status with in a relationship. Not exclusively romantic.

Example characters: Howl (Howls Moving Castle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games series), William Graham (NBC's Hannibal)
"Oh my god, Howl is such a bacon brick."

"He is my bacon brick."
by mrcsgry March 29, 2023
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Bacon

a gift of god sent from the heavens to ease the soul of man and beast alike
and so god said let there be bacon and all creature rejoiced
by Omega Chaos December 19, 2019
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spicy bacon

a SPICY FUCKIN LOVIN BACONNNNN

I love mamma!
by mark execertyuio January 30, 2021
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Bacon flaps

When you pull her trousers down and the flap hang either side of the knickers this is bacon flaps
by Pegz1986 June 3, 2018
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maple bacon

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.
Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'
by PartyPony April 26, 2016
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bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023
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Bacon colonel

That bacon colonel was great last night
by 18421442 August 20, 2016
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