Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016
Get the Tardmug. by Cheek clapper 123 May 5, 2020
Get the Fuck tardmug. by bananananamana. November 12, 2007
Get the tard statusmug. by buzzworkz January 8, 2018
Get the Techno-tardmug. Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
by MM132 September 7, 2019
Get the Scaredy Tardmug. A person who thinks they know everything about law when really they don't, or they know a bit but they are mislead.
Usually found in YouTube comment sections, these people are generally defensive and not likely to change their interpretation of a scenario.
These people are also likely to jump into scenarios, during or after, without using context.
Usually found in YouTube comment sections, these people are generally defensive and not likely to change their interpretation of a scenario.
These people are also likely to jump into scenarios, during or after, without using context.
Jesus, these law-tards are everywhere.
by Code_Maker May 29, 2018
Get the Law-Tardmug. An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.
Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.
by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025
Get the E Tardmug.