half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.
"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 20, 2011
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Hammer-fist / Hammer fist

Noun (hammer fist): a striking technique where the attacker's fist is clenched, and the force is applied with the side part of the hand instead of the knuckles

Verb (hammer-fist): the act of performing a hammer fist
Khabib performed a ground-and-pound, taking the other guy to the ground and hammer-fisting the shit out of him.

(Including "hammer-fist / hammer fist" in parentheses because the Urban Dictionary won't let me publish it unless it's said here and I don't feel like using that whole phrase in the example.)
by kxnakoa April 11, 2024
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Silk and Hammer

give it to her soft and hard and she will stay with you
by TurtleCrack September 21, 2022
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Ham n hammer

Usually referred to as a person who doesn’t keep it real , or somebody who pillow talks about they friends. Could also be somebody who’s just simply a simp
MEECHIE is a ham n hammer type of person he don’t keep it real.
by Vllllll December 01, 2023
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Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
by jakah February 26, 2020
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Hammer Nuts

Julian has Very Strong Hammer Nuts
by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 01, 2022
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Hammer Nuts

A Man With Very Strong Ball
Sacks And Nuts
Julian Has Very Strong Hammer Nuts
by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 01, 2022
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