Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.

Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

Hammer Nuts

A Man With Very Strong Ball
Sacks And Nuts

Julian Has Very Strong Hammer Nuts

by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022

tv hammer

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.

Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.

by ManMan36 October 3, 2016

Hammer

To be considered one an individual must be able to accomplish back breaking work by no help; muscular body; big penis; crazy individual

He retired and still went back to work that man is a "HAMMER" toughest out there.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

hammer.17

a strange creature that can be kind at times and has amazing tase, also a very misunderstood creature, many claim it to be weird

thats a wild hammer.17

by heroblazekicker February 25, 2022

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 11, 2019

Hammer

The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.

Hammer, Please go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my own damn job.

by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018