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Wallet Mate 

A condom kept in a man's wallet for emergencies.
Bro 1: Hey it looks like Stevie is about to score.
Bro 2: Good thing he's got his wallet mate!
Wallet Mate by FelixKestrel November 11, 2009
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Wallet Head 

A person who believes that he/she is of greater worth or more competent than others because he/she makes more money than they do. This condition is pervasive in people working in the finance and legal professions, but also can afflict people working in STEM fields, such as engineering.
Oh god, I'm living with a bunch of wallet heads at this new building; they think I'm like maintenance help or something.
Wallet Head by GreatArtGallery March 11, 2016

Fleshy Wallet

A slang/derogatory term for a womans vagina.
"Cor Jimbo I would love you shove my tenner in her fleshy wallet"
Fleshy Wallet by Steevi September 7, 2005

fag wallet 

Insult: A fag wallet is typically used to describe a straight person acting gay or adorning fashion item's typically thought of as gay or homosexual
guy 1 "nice emo pants fag wallet"

guy 2 "theyre not emo they're cool"
fag wallet by Jordan a from canada February 26, 2008

bum wallet 

a bum wallet is the sack that a homeless person might be carrying filled with cans they picked up off the side of the road.
i saw a man riding his bike and he had his bum wallet in his basket on the front.
bum wallet by metalfabber May 7, 2010

Ass Wallet 

1. Someone who takes everything to say into mind (ass) and stores it for later use against you.

2. A random insult.
Jennifer -- Yeah, well I'm not the one who told you I have some weird dead cat fetish!

Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!
Ass Wallet by IAmElScorcho June 10, 2011