Definitions by IAmElScorcho

Ass Wallet 

1. Someone who takes everything to say into mind (ass) and stores it for later use against you.

2. A random insult.

Jennifer -- Yeah, well I'm not the one who told you I have some weird dead cat fetish!

Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!

Ass Wallet by IAmElScorcho June 10, 2011