Bowl Van Gogh

Fecal residue on a toilet bowl - a fine art

"Duuude I'm gonna famous, go check out my Bowl Van Gogh. I don't know where I get my creativity sometimes man."

by The Van Gogh of Bowl Art October 1, 2023

Van Zanten

When you plow into the side of someone as they're trying to get away.

Person A: "Dude, I totally pulled a Van Zanten on my girl last night!"
Person B: "What, you banged her from the side when she was running away?!"
Person A: "Yeah."
Person B: "Nice. It's messed up, but still. Nice."

by TurboTard October 4, 2023

Van Dilly

An inquiry, or an alert to someone about a subject at hand or a previously scheduled activity between two individuals is starting.

**Elon Musk tweets that Twitter is implementing rate limits.**

Response:
Elon. Van Dilly.

OR

**The game Bob wanted to watch with his dad is starting. His dad texts him.**

Text from dad:

Bob. Van Dilly.

by RobTheConqueror July 5, 2023

Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

by Jason with a C July 25, 2023

Brittany Van Pelt

A Brittany Van Pelt is the most intoxicatingly and beautiful woman this earth or myself has ever seen. She moves me and has the amazing ability to make me feel and love like no one else ever has. She is my world, my wife and my everything

Brittany Van Pelt: She is the most beautiful and perfect thing on this earth.

by VP007 April 1, 2024

van king

The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime

-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person

by dildo777 April 23, 2024

Arne van den Brek

a very tall teacher whom loves to smoke. He also has his own game, called Arne Clicker. Made by his son.
He also loves to give very long explanations so you don't have time to make your homework.

He also loves to pull pranks and be chill

Heyyy Arne van den Brek - you

Make your essay - arne

by efu8ejcoef May 28, 2024