Ass Pappy

Total retard that has no friends, and has no fucking idea what he is talking about.

Look at that ass pappy over there: I didn't even say anything to her she is being an ass pappy

by rice-cricket January 19, 2011

Disneyland Ass

When someone gets off a water ride at Disneyland and smells like wet mildew or when someone just smells at Disneyland.

She over here smelling like Disneyland ass n shit. Prolly just got off dat fuckin splash mountain ride.

by WÖW January 30, 2018

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

crab ass

someone who does nonstop bitching and belly aching.

I wish that crabass would shut the hell up.

by Cinna January 5, 2005

ass chewing

a severe verbal reprimand from your boss, wife, husband, parents or anyone else in an actual or perceived position of authority over you.

I got an ass chewing from my supervisor for being late to work again this week. *Variant - If I don't clean the garage out by this weekend, the wife will really chew my ass.

by Scobri July 23, 2010

Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays

"Whats up bae?" "Eating ass fuck you mean?"

by Louiegluey May 19, 2014

Ass Gasket

Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.

When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.

by Maven April 15, 2004