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Splong!
{Pronounced (sp-long)}
The game is played to 11 (must have 2 points over the opponent to win.) Must use hands and nothing else for personal benefit
1. The first serve must be tossed over the top net and hit the opponent’s side
2. You have 2 attempts for the serve, if you fail both attempts a point will be given to the Opposing team (failed attempt= touches the net, goes anywhere other than over the top net, and/or does not reach the opponent’s side)
3. After the serve, the ball is to be thrown or hit in any way possible as long as it passes through the middle of the nets to the opponent’s side.
4. The ball must hit the opposite side of the table to make a point if the ball does not touch the opponent’s half, the opponent will take point
5. The ball may only be held for no more than 1.5 sec.
6. The ball may bounce just once on the ground, but must be slapped or hit through the middle of the 2 nets (Cannot grab/hold the ball after the ball touches the ground)
7. If you punch the ball it may go over the top net (any other type of hit going over the top net other than with a fist will result in a point for the opponent)
8. to set up the game get 2 poles and put them on the net of the ping-pong table then add 2 ping pong nets and your all set
Splong!
{Pronounced (sp-long)}
The game is played to 11 (must have 2 points over the opponent to win.) Must use hands and nothing else for personal benefit
1. The first serve must be tossed over the top net and hit the opponent’s side
2. You have 2 attempts for the serve, if you fail both attempts a point will be given to the Opposing team (failed attempt= touches the net, goes anywhere other than over the top net, and/or does not reach the opponent’s side)
3. After the serve, the ball is to be thrown or hit in any way possible as long as it passes through the middle of the nets to the opponent’s side.
4. The ball must hit the opposite side of the table to make a point if the ball does not touch the opponent’s half, the opponent will take point
5. The ball may only be held for no more than 1.5 sec.
6. The ball may bounce just once on the ground, but must be slapped or hit through the middle of the 2 nets (Cannot grab/hold the ball after the ball touches the ground)
7. If you punch the ball it may go over the top net (any other type of hit going over the top net other than with a fist will result in a point for the opponent)
8. to set up the game get 2 poles and put them on the net of the ping-pong table then add 2 ping pong nets and your all set
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by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022
Get the splinger mug.Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:
1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.
6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".
And many more.
Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.
By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.
6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".
And many more.
Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.
By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!
Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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Get the Splornge mug.A legendary show on Nickelodeon that had really good first seasons, but quality of the show has gone downhill and now today’s episode and mostly craphole episodes.
WARNING: If you watch any episode of the more recent SpongeBob episodes, please be aware of the super ultimate mega holy goddamn shit cringe. If you or a loved one get very severe conditions from the horrible episodes that don’t make sense, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
WARNING: If you watch any episode of the more recent SpongeBob episodes, please be aware of the super ultimate mega holy goddamn shit cringe. If you or a loved one get very severe conditions from the horrible episodes that don’t make sense, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Amigo 1: Hey, did you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
Amigo 2: Yeah, but the episodes these days just suck ngl.
Amigo 2: Yeah, but the episodes these days just suck ngl.
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