Sperm mode

When you are here doing things in sperm mode. Nothing special, just sperm mode.

Pisschilling in sperm mode.

by Le véritable January 26, 2022

Spermsicle

The product of placing a used condom flat in a freezer. The resulting frozen semen can then be consumed like a popsicle.

Nancy has a freezer full of spermsicles. She’s been feeding Joe pineapple for that extra fruity kick.

by Pete! The dog January 31, 2022

spermaceti

Sperm spaghetti

Are we having spermaceti for dinner? Yah lemme it’ll be done in 15 seconds

by anonymous February 3, 2022

spert

A waste of your dads milk

You are a spert bitch

by KingHarz January 5, 2022

Spermback Whale

When you’re fucking a fat chick from behind and you pull out and cum all over her back

“Damn you took that fat chick home last night?”

“Yeah she was a spermback whale after I was done with her”

by carrytheflag61 February 27, 2022

Spernell

When the tip of your dick lines up with her cervix at climax so all the sperm goes straight through the cervix into the uterus.

I gave my girlfriend the Spernell last month and now she's pregnant

by Nfjfufjdn March 9, 2022

Sperm

Name: Oscar

Hey Sperm Wacha doin

by Lord Gunni March 15, 2022