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Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
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Duke Santaa

A universal slur for literally anything. Rocks, people, gods, etc. Doesn't matter, they all get offended
Shit, it's a Duke Santaa! Run!
by Heart Emoji April 20, 2021
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The Santa Claus

The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.
by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021
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Charlie saltzman

Wow, Charlie saltzman is one crazy dude!
by EpicLolly36 June 14, 2021
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Charlie Saltzman

My best friend in the whole world who is also the coolest person I’ve ever met who is also really funny who is also really hot and sexy and handsome who is also a top notch dancer.
Charlie Saltzman loves American Cheese and high pitched goofball laughs 🤣
by EpicLolly36 June 20, 2021
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happy santa

When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.
Happy santa always makes my anus so full.
by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021
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DUI Santa

otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!
Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2022
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