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Cucumber Sandwich 

Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.
"Oh, I had a cucumber sandwich last night but I really needed a biscuit to curb my hunger."
Cucumber Sandwich by Kitterbang February 17, 2010

armageddon sandwich 

Two slices of bread with a piece of paper placed between the slices that has the word "armageddon" written on it, often sent through the mail anonymously as a prank that confuses and dumbfounds whoever recieves the sandwich in the mail. Using moldy bread adds extra humor and awesomeness to the prank. The armageddon sandwich was founded in November of 2007 by a man who is known to the public only as Silly Sally 54.
Dude, my roommate received a package in the mail the other day and was ecstatic until he opened it to reveal the dreaded armageddon sandwich.

google sandwich 

When you leave google to go to a site and then go back to google without using the back button resulting in google sandwiching in the page youre viewing. Usually a form of protection when viewing a site that you don't want to be caught surfing.

Escaping the page is done simply by using back or forward button either will get you to google.
"Dude youre watching porn at work! NUTS! You better Google sandwich it in case the boss comes back."

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Eric: Wow youre seriously watching a Chris Crocker Video? Here comes your girlfriend.
Mike: Shit I better google sandwich it quick!
Eric: Good thinking!
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Kelly: So wow this guy I'm dating really is a convict. Here's his mugshot.
barbara: Oh no here he comes! Quick Google it nOW! Act natural!
Kelly: Whew that was close. Good thing I had my google sandwich on.
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Hot chick: Ew here he comes. He's gonna want to be invited, quick change the page.
Loser: Wow you guys are surfing google. Cool. I better go back to being lame. Bye.
Hot Chicks sidekick: You TOTALLY fooled him with the google sandwich.
google sandwich by imurfriend2 April 27, 2008

Club Sandwich 

Similar to a 'sandwich grind' seen at a nightclub with a girl and 2 guys on either side. However, a Club Sandwich involves more than 3 people.

The phrase derives from two sources; (1) traditional club sandwiches have three slices of bread instead of two, (2) it's a sandwich in a nightCLUB.
Nah, looks like she's already in a club sandwich, let's find some fresh meat
Club Sandwich by sandwichlover22 October 30, 2011

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!
Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

baguette sandwich 

I fancy a baguette sandwich with extra mayonaisse please
baguette sandwich by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004