retro retard

Person who obliviously wears out-of-style clothes.

"Look at Sam with that Abercrombie shirt. Doesn't he know Abercrombie went out of style in, like, 2009? What a retro retard!"

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

retarded baboon

a moron who just pissed you off

god i hate you retarded baboon!

by darkpixie666 January 17, 2006

Retard Comeback

When in an argument a person brings up something completely out of context that sounds like a good response or comeback in their head but is usually just out of the blue, usually isn't true, and completely irrelevant.

Oh God Tyson made another fucking Retard Comeback in the dm again. This time he said I'm bad a talking.

by Niggato 69 September 18, 2017

retarded ballerina

a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.

Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over

Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.

Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel

by Salad tits cockney June 14, 2007

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.

Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.

by Im cool like that April 25, 2009

Retard Unit

when a lot of retards get together and start thier own unit. most of them need wheelchairs or zimmer frames to move. they can use thier walking sticks as shotgun when anouther unit drives up on thier turf. the reatrd unit often perform drive-bys on thier wheel chairs, and some times have drag races in thier wheel chairs modded with nitrous oxided that can get up to speeds of 150 mph.

wow look at the retard unit they can bearly walk but they sure can fight.

by Shady Man April 30, 2006

Retard strength

When someone who looks weak or lanky is, in reality, extremely strong. Usually shows when that person is experiencing serious emotional strain but is just as present if they just show "their" average level of strength compared to someone who appears much larger than they are.

One time I knew a guy with retard strength; looked like a pencil but could throw a bodybuilder across the room like a pillow.

by Yuji999 May 7, 2021