Col Potter

When you are toking on a joint and it gets really close to the roach, to avoid wasting any green you suck super hard to finish that bad boy off.

'This joint is finished.'

- Nar mahhn, just Col Potter that shit.

'Oh shiiet, that dude totally just Col Potter'd that roach.'

by ratshack July 20, 2013

harry potter club

A club at most high schools made for nerds and gay kids who want to play with wands

Me and my boyfriend are going to Harry Potter Club.

by Sherif handguns December 20, 2013

cock punter

When a guy is talking to a girl and another girl breaks into the conversation and says something offensive about the girl he's talking to and gets turned off by it.

Stop being such a cock punter Mary, I like him.

by maryJanee January 1, 2014

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

Shawn Patterson

Super awesome sex machine

I had great Shawn Patterson last night

by y2bulldog July 26, 2016

Harry Potter

A series muggle book which a muggle wrote which describes the world that I belongs.

Ok it is a fandom.

Am I supposed to buy Harry Potter's diary which simple describes the world as A History Of Magic?

by OhJeezAMuggle January 2, 2017

facade pattern

An ugly colored and patterned sweatshirt worn be attractive people when they are trying to be low key.

Wow, did you see that hot chick in the facade pattern over there? She thinks we won't notice!

by D Kremer June 3, 2017