The best apex player

Professional virgin, everyone wishes he where never born, some even describe his virginity as contagious
Girl: "hey Aden, I heard that you're The best apex player- i'm a virgin now."
by Thepeemachine February 21, 2022
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even according to players

Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.
The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.
by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017
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player line

A cheesy pick up line often involving little to no intellect, said from a player to their prey in an attempt to secure a sexual encounter by flattering them with one simple phrase.
Ex: "On a scale of 1 to 10, you a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"

"Do you happen to have a bandaid, I scraped my knee falling for you"
Those player lines won't work on me!
That was the lamest player line I've ever heard
by Cdoup February 24, 2016
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Player Snipe

It is a term used for if either player getting sniped by another player, a player sniping an enemy or when in a video game an AI having high priorities towards the player to ensure a game over.
This boss fight is so difficult because of the fact the boss will player snipes the protagonist of the game so often completely ignoring the party members most of the time.
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The only way to proceed against this difficult level is for the player snipe the enemy since the friendly AI is not too good of a shot

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This multiplayer match is really hard because the players are players sniping people while they're in the middle dealing with AI that are difficult to take down alone.
by NetJetMichael June 12, 2024
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Player Snipe

A term used when an AI in a video game barrels through towards the player knowing it's their winning condition of the game, completely ignoring opposing AI characters that are right in front of them.
The enemy shadow in Persona 3 player sniped the protagonist to game over the game
by NetJetMichael February 10, 2024
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Tennis Player 🎾

People who work hard and win matches. People who don’t care that some people don’t like tennis.
People who don’t care that tennis isn’t a popular.
People who like tennis no matter what.
AWESOME PEOPLE! 🤩

Shoutout to coach Trish!!! Whoooo!
Tennis player 🎾: Wins a match
Fans: wow this is taking forever
Popular girls: you play tennis! What a dork. 🙄
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Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.
Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!
by David the 13 year old canadian November 25, 2008
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