pouty pants

If you go around pouting your a pouty pants

Donald Trump needs to put on his big man pants and accept he lost the presidential election instead of being a pouty pants.

by ashane January 7, 2021

Exit Pants

The term “exit pants,” originating from popular culture of the early 1200s, comes from the Latin root “pantus exeunt”. It refers to a moment, or succession of life sentences, in which the subject in question removes their pants upon a vision from God. This vision is usually instigated upon the influence of heavily sedated elephants in stampede. In this event the person, or gay, would kneel before the elephants, and simply remove pants.

Jeffy Jeong: exit pants, please

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

Crappy pants

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021

International Pants On Your Head day

March 25 is International Pants On Your Head day. You must wear a pair of pants/ underwear on your head everywhere you go for as long as possible.

*wear pants on head*

person: why do you have pants on your head?
you: it’s International Pants On Your Head day!

by nadzocto March 24, 2021

cherry pants dance

This is a dance in which all male patrons are considered to be a cherry pants. They are confused about their sexual orientation.

Joe went to a dance looking for romance, he saw a cherry pants and thought he had a chance. Then he realized he was at a cherry pants dance and some were already thinking about plugging him.

by jimmybomm April 8, 2021

No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.

Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

swaggy pants

a person with too much swag
a swag overload

candice was being a swaggy pants wearing her bluefit at your moms house.

by bluemarz August 16, 2021