Deaf Off

Term originating in the county of West Midlands in England.

This term refers to an individual who ignores or neglects old long term friend/s to 'go off' with new friends.

"Have you seen Joe Bloggs lately?"

"Narh, he's being a right deaf off with his new college mates."

by BrumBird January 20, 2010

Cock-off

Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)

Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.

Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.

by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009

Gaffed off

Getting blown off; the act of blowing off

We were supposed to hang out I was gaffed off.

or

He's been gaffing me off

by Jack Ashton November 10, 2010

off-dees

This is a word used to tell sumone that you are leaving now.
- taken from the prefix; off.
- replaces the word off.

1) rite ladz, im knakkered so im off-dees, inabit.
2) Off-dees!

by Adz H January 11, 2006

smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

by lsukev January 13, 2008

boff off

better way of saying fuck off, piss off, get lost, or screw

I was sittin here first so boff off

by JCarter March 1, 2009

off beam

erroneous, mistaken, incorrect

Susan's cultural critique was not entirely off beam

by paco23 June 13, 2008