Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.

Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.

by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021

I Need A Bug!

I need some food!!!

I Need A Bug!: Crim be a good kitchen bitch and get me a damn bug.

by I Need A Bug! September 25, 2021

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

Saddle needs to paddle

Sadie or Zora if your reading this in the future hey mamas saddle maryyy gross hYEYY peepooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SADDLE NEEDS TO PADDLE AWAY

by boobymoomy January 14, 2022

U need therapy

A term used by your friends to tell you to go to a mental facility. If someone said this to you, I would recommend going.

1-ur mom
2-u need therapy

1-RAWR
2-get help

by no daddy December 22, 2021

Tye Needich

A joke name used to tell someone that they have a small penis.
Also, Mike Oxlong's arch nemesis.

"Anyone here named Tye? Tye Needich? Anyone?"

by Hugh Mungo April 7, 2022

who needs

who needs is someone asking if anyone needs drugs

kyle posted “who needs” on his story let’s buy from him

by small fart May 13, 2022