Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.
by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020

by Jackbox212 January 24, 2024

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

(50 + 27); = 67; ; in math
by chargingvindiction4 July 27, 2023

by cowic June 12, 2022

by MakeUrbanDictionaryGreatAgain January 16, 2021

by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
