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U-lock Justice

The preferred method of vandalizing a car by a Bike Nazi or other irresponsible or self-righteous cyclist. Because few police agencies wield power over cyclists and they can quickly disappear, the vandal frequently gets away with his crime.

U-lock Justice is the Bike Nazi term for it. Vandalism is the most common term used by normal people, including drivers, auto passengers, pedestrians, police and insurance agencies.

U-lock Justice is often dished out to drivers that the Bike Nazi feels is deserving, though many times it is applied to drivers who simply do not notice a cyclist because they're not riding safely or legally.
Yesterday a Bike Nazi cut me off and I honked my horn. He turned around and whacked my car with a metal bicycle lock, denting my fender. The body shop repairman said I was a victim of U-lock Justice.
by ihavespoe October 30, 2010
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Cock Lock

Usually occurs when a girl is sucking your dick... She opens her mouth that wide to accomodate your penis that it locks in the open position
Guy 1: Dude! Why is that girl walking round with her mouth open is she catching flies or something?

Guy 2: She must have just sucked dick and got cock lock!
by Lumox January 2, 2011
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hurt locker

a casket, a small chest or box
What you wind up in in the end of a bad day would be a hurt locker.
by d62jones February 15, 2010
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japs lock

A ripoff of japenese and caps lock, I made this up when my friend mentioned people calling asians (no offense) japs, so I said japs lock and it went from there. In my version, press it and you act all japenese .See example for usage.
I have a japs lock and know how to use it! Don't make me go all ninja on you!!
by Hello~Officer February 24, 2005
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lockeduptoolie

an excellent memepage with great content that’ll make you laugh out loud
“aye bro you saw that new lockeduptoolie post?”
by TOOLIESLEAN July 9, 2021
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lockbox

Prisoner:1 aye Sparky got and ounce in his lockbox
Prisoner:2 damn I'm tryin to get a quarter, ill trade him for some Nikes, and skittles

Prisoner:1 ight, I have the key ill hook it up
by pseudonym "DRIZZ" January 7, 2015
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lockdown

Someone carrying the herpes symplex virus
Then, last minute, she turned me down. Turns out, her pussy is on lockdown so sex was out of the question
by xXMankyXx August 15, 2015
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