totes ma goates

The reply/come back to "Calm yo farm"

Ben: "Calm yo farm, dude!"
James: "Totes ma goates"

by Discomania June 18, 2011

Rocky Mountain Goat Piss

A colloquial term used in reference to the popular sports / soft drink "Mountain Dew".

While hung over in the rocky mountains after a blinder night you may find a need to "get on the goat piss" in retrospect of the previous nights heavy drinking session.

In drinking such green coloured salty flavoured beverages some may comment : "Hard night eh?..On the goat piss I see" in reference to the consumption of the Rocky Mountain Goat Piss.

One would acknowledge this comment with a nod and knowing smile.

by Dj_Teknotimm August 7, 2011

Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)

Lionel Messi
Not Cristiano Arrogant-penaldo
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)

Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Lionel Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."
Lionel Messi is the Greatest of All Time (GOAT). That is a fact. Stop trying then crying Penaldo fans.

by anonymous February 24, 2023

tots to meh goats

Jap slang for totally

Jap 1: Omeggawdd that party was so much fun.
Jap 2: I know right! Tots to meh goats !

by Gabriel Louis Pyser November 22, 2011

get my goat

A term coined by the Great White American Hunter David Frisbie in reference to his quest to conquer the elusive animal known as the Ibex. Term also refers to a high level of intensity in the gym.

Man , I saw David in the gym yesterday he was "getting that goat"

Get my goat

by Butchkillsit March 31, 2017

Now we're fuckin' the right goat!

used as an interjection when an important correction or redirection is made.

Alston- "Finally, we found the right road on the map guys"
Will- "Now we're fuckin' the right goat!"

by bigblue1610 September 27, 2009

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020