french kiss 

when u eat pregnant pussy and the baby lick ya tongue back

Bro i was eating out my girl and got a french kiss

french kiss by Thatman2021 January 19, 2021

French Love 

French Love is that kind of love most often given by boys in their late teens/ early twenties, where they don't want someone that they can have until they are unavailable, in which case they decide that they can't live without them. Women can be guilty of this, too.

(in a French accent)
Man: Oh no non, I do not want to be with you, I could never love you.
Woman: Well I do not care for you anymore, I want to be with him over there.
Man: Oh mon cherie, I cannot live without you, please be mine, oh please.
Woman: FFS! French Love!

French Love by TwistedJezabell December 10, 2013

French horn 

when a girl sits on a guys face and the guy licks the clit and puts his nose in her asshole, and reaches up and rubs her nipples until she cums.

Tony gave Gretel a french horn. she squirted in his mouth and shit on his nose and was very satisfied!

French horn by evan scott bickford October 29, 2010

French Cut 

English (adj)
Blatantly Gay. Flaming.
Gay Homosexual

Look at that guy's clothing. He's completely French Cut.

French Cut by Rick James May 3, 2004

French Train 

When about 5 people lie on the floor and wait for each other to fart, and when somebody actually farts everybody tries to suck it up. Usually performed after eating cheese and drinking unusual amounts of milk.

French Trains are only performed in France because everyone else thinks they are gross.

French Train by FUCKTHEFRENCH October 26, 2004

french vanilla 

what happens when your having sex with your girlfriend doggy-style and her friend is tickling your taint or gooch

i had the wildest three-way the other night when my girlfriend's best friend gave me a french vanilla!

french vanilla by bubba77 November 29, 2007

french shoehorn 

1. a heretosexual act where the male uses frenchfries as lubricant. fries however don't work very well so sometimes ketchup and or mustard is added to the mix. this is known as a sloppy french shoehorn.

2. an actual shoehorn made in France

Bill:"Yeah, I took Sandy to McDonalds and then gave her a french shoehorn in the back of my Miata."

french shoehorn by mysteryman16 May 25, 2006