a guy with balls the size of bowling balls who owns a gigachad server over at discord.
if you arent in his server what the fuck are you doing with your life? he hates jellybean and he is a fuckin memer
if you arent in his server what the fuck are you doing with your life? he hates jellybean and he is a fuckin memer
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if you arent in his discord server what are you doing with your life? its proved everyone who joins immediately becomes a gigachad
if you arent in his discord server what are you doing with your life? its proved everyone who joins immediately becomes a gigachad
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Get the fest1ve mug.Noun (origin- SW Ontario, Canada) -A geologic phenomenon indicated when crude oil seeps to the surface under subterranean pressure often forming large patches of thick tar and exhibiting the occasional appearance of bubbles at the seepage source. Some local First Nations people would collect and use this tar for various applications like water-proofing, adhesive, etc. It was also flammable, so that's fun.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
Only a festering tarhole like Brad could do something like that. Isn't he married?
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
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