Emari’s Law

This real ass bitch can do what the fucc she wants

That girl doesn’t give a fucc, must live by “Emari’s Law”.

by Thiccbitch01 June 28, 2018

The law of Bean

The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.

"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"

by Lord of the DANCE July 3, 2014

Theo's Law

The idea is that every time you laugh you learn something new, whether you have realized it or not.

Ha, You farted. (Everyone laughs) Wow, that's what Theo's law is, because I just learned this guy is a real douche.

by iSyphix December 3, 2017

DeWynter's Law

DeWynter's Law states that the general perception of something (such as a television show or video game, and most notably in the case of sequels) will generally be negatively affected by the existence of something else that does much the same things, but "better".

For example in the case of a sequel to a video game or movie: Say the first in a series is a 9/10. If a sequel is released that does much the same thing but a little worse, it will be much more negatively reviewed than if the original hadn't existed.

The Fable series of video games really suffered from DeWynter's Law; The second game would have been so much better if I hadn't played the first.

by Hootles May 20, 2017

Sebastian’s Law

The act of only flirting with girls that are in a relationship

‘Bro she has a boyfriend’
‘Who cares, I only live by Sebastian’s Law’

by TheRealMVP69 June 9, 2018

religious law

Religious law refers to ethical and moral codes taught by religious traditions.

Examples of religious law include Christian canon law, Islamic sharia, Jewish halavah and Hindu law.

by Elements August 31, 2014

Fug's Law

Women who are into kinky things like swinging or fetish parties are much more likely to be ugly, old, and/or dumpy than even remotely attractive.

Sure, the show Real Sex sounds like fun, but all the women are gross. Blame Fug's Law.

by whatchamacoolit December 11, 2010