barney

another way for sayin fag in mexico, a communist and or drug lord… FBI has been tryin to stop him but they say hes got to many followers help me and many others take this mutha fucka out!

hey hey you felipe! you're a barney!

by kirby baggins September 14, 2005

Barney

A kook on a mountain bike.

That barney can't keep his bike on the trail.

by Fred July 24, 2003

Barnes

To lie about one or every sexual conquest that you have ever had.

Guy 1: I swear I slept with her.

Guy 2: No, you're just barnes'n me.

by fvza4 November 18, 2009

Barney

See Bill Gates

Bill Gates is Barney

by none of your goddam business July 3, 2003

Barnacle

The barnacle is a sexual manouver where the male spurts his love juice over a woman's bare chest. The woman must let the goo dry forming the 'barnacles'.

The woman then dresses and spends the day proud in the knowledge that someone loves her enough to barnacle her.

"Why is Jill so happy?"
"Her husband gave her a barnacle this morning"
"Lucky bitch."

by Ramp-man November 5, 2009

Goose Barnacle

A Black Person,a nigger.

Man,They're are alot of Goose Barnacles in here!

by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

Barnacle

a reference to something that is attached to you for mutual reasons. Commonly used to replace the word penis.

Dylan has an incredibly huge barnacle and is totally awesome too!

by The Cyan Dart March 4, 2009