ass-erific

An original way to say that something was shithouse.

My week has been ass-erific

by Smackey September 22, 2004

ass rasp

a particularly rough turd. one that causes pain to the anal region, causing pain and often some bleeding.

I shouldnt have eaten that popcorn last night. I laid a serious ass rasp this morning. Now my ass is wordtoe up/word.

by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

Ass Vampire

A bottom who sucks the cum out of every guy he sees, using his ass that is

Viril: *smirk* "bLogan becomes an ass vampire instead of a werewolf"

by 🐼 Ren July 22, 2021

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

crab ass

someone who does nonstop bitching and belly aching.

I wish that crabass would shut the hell up.

by Cinna January 5, 2005

ass chewing

a severe verbal reprimand from your boss, wife, husband, parents or anyone else in an actual or perceived position of authority over you.

I got an ass chewing from my supervisor for being late to work again this week. *Variant - If I don't clean the garage out by this weekend, the wife will really chew my ass.

by Scobri July 23, 2010

Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays

"Whats up bae?" "Eating ass fuck you mean?"

by Louiegluey May 19, 2014