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Ass Stomper

A gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your asshole. This act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim.
I had taco bell last night and had the ass stomper of my life. I thought I ripped my asshole.
by hollyhood609 August 19, 2010
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Disneyland Ass

When someone gets off a water ride at Disneyland and smells like wet mildew or when someone just smells at Disneyland.
She over here smelling like Disneyland ass n shit. Prolly just got off dat fuckin splash mountain ride.
by WÖW January 30, 2018
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donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.
I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.
by Paul August 6, 2004
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crab ass

someone who does nonstop bitching and belly aching.
by Cinna January 5, 2005
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ass chewing

a severe verbal reprimand from your boss, wife, husband, parents or anyone else in an actual or perceived position of authority over you.
I got an ass chewing from my supervisor for being late to work again this week. *Variant - If I don't clean the garage out by this weekend, the wife will really chew my ass.
by Scobri July 23, 2010
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Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays
by Louiegluey May 19, 2014
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Ass Gasket

Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
by Maven April 15, 2004
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