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f-tard

The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.
Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win
by Fanwood Watcher February 16, 2020
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Tard

A derisive term meant to describe a mentally retarded person or more accurately, a person who acts stupidly. The evolution of the word comes as the word gets shorter, the greater the insult it conveys. Thus:

Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.
Girl One: Mike is wearing his hoodie backwards again.
Girl Two: He’s such a tard!
by morpheus30 August 15, 2023
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Fack tard

This word another way of saying idiot in a more fun way. Try and spice up your life with new vocabulary.
by Tilly2016 November 18, 2019
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Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc
And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.
by DPShiro September 15, 2016
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molasses tarded

molasses tarded Arianna Desjardid flower garden space marshin♡
by isabellAdefined April 25, 2022
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Go!Tard

A person who uses GoAnimate (now known as Vyond) too much.
“If you don’t like my content, then GTFO. This channel isn’t for you, Go!Tard.
by BagelVargas July 8, 2022
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‘tard

A shortened way of saying mustard from Cincinnati, Ohio

Initially made up in 1963, ‘tard is used all over Ohio now to tell everyone about their favorite hotdog condiment!
I put some ‘tard on my dog
by ClownJuice April 27, 2022
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