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What do you call someone who can speak 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? Bilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 1 language? American.
That tourist is definitely American... we're in Japan and he can't say a single word of Japanese.
by Hazelmay June 13, 2009
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american

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A native of the most despised nation on earth. Probably obscenely fat.
Person 1: "Look, there's one of the tiny number of Americans that's ever travelled abroad."
Person 2: "Christ, he's fat. I detest him, and his culture."
by Antiseptic August 20, 2007
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the all-american rejects

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The All-American Rejects are the sweetest, most tightest band ever! And Tyson Ritter is the HOTTTTEST, HOTTTEST, did i mention he was hot? man alive!
I can't go a day without listening to at least one song by the All-American Rejects!
by Susan December 23, 2003
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America

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A county full of hillbillies and sister/cousin/mother bangers, who currently has a black president. America is also synonymous with the ancient farce of hosting the American dream. Currently, it has dragged the world into a huge recession. America is also defined by millions of racist bigots.
America is the moral/cultural black hole of the world. The only thing its good for is for black men to find wives
by Mar(ine) June 20, 2009
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African American

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1)African American - generic terms for black people in America.
2) People who are being screwed by the government despite getting free money to attend college. Most of the grants that are given to African American are not full rides, so stop thinking they are. Also subject to predatory loans and Redlining.
3) Victims of Institutional Racism
1) Oh look at the African American over there with his pants hanging down!

2) College board : " well congrats Drake, you've gotten our

Martin Luther King Grant."
Drake " Cool how much is it ?"
College Board : " $ 1,000"Drake " What?! It costs $5,000 to go here!"
College Board : " Sorry that the best we could do. you African American people never appreciate anything"
Drake " Damn honkeys, well i guess its time to call Sallie Mae"
2b) Realtor: " yes miss Jones i found you a place. "

Jones : " Okay thanks, where at?"

Realtor : " meet me and i ll show you "

Jones and Realtor go to location :

J : its all run down

R : Well it because your a high risk

J : Why because I'm African American ?
R : " exactly "

J : though isnt that illegal

R : nope its called redlining.
3 ) Fill out job applicaton to a office. Go in for an interview, they tell you to wait a couple of days and they 'll call you. You never get the call so you call back only to hear them say were sorry we were going to hire because of your resume but them when you came in for an interview we decided against it. "Why ?" hold on a second was it like because of something i said ?

Nope its because your African American
by BlackGrad11 August 1, 2011
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Corporate America

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Quanta's debut album, and a song by the same name. The album attacks capitalism and Mr. Bush, along with corporate America (no surprise there), the electoral college, and the two-party system. Also attacks the many dumb Americans who don't question authority and those who believe everything they hear. Songs range from hillarious (Salute, Oxymoron, Letters, Doodle) to serious (Corporate America, American Dream My Ass, Last One Picked)to sad (Dream Come False, Falling Down, Last One Picked is sad too.) The album has good songs to listen to no matter what mood you're in.
This is America
Corporate America
The place where only the rich count
This is fucking America
Yeah fuck America
Why do they get to be paramount?
by Where's the cream filling? November 10, 2004
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American Idol

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TV Talent show for singers with little or no longevity in their career after being awarded a contract. An easy way to get a record contract while making a bunch of rich peeps a lot fo money.


After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.
If he didn't do american Idol, Simon would be stuck with nothing more than a London pad and his Aston Martin. Because of American Idol, he's got a bunch of other stuff too.
by Gumba Gumba March 27, 2004
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