smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

by Thommo the legend September 6, 2018

Jude smith

People named Jude Smith ugly failures that make peoples day worse by existing and have a microscopic dick.

I treasure the time i don’t spend with Jude Smith.

by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruth100% December 10, 2022

Chris Smith

Amazing

These tacos are Chris Smith!

by Hahah jabs December 10, 2021

The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

Tony Smith

Looks like a leprechaun and a toothpick had a baby.

This kid named tony smith is gay

by Tony Smith November 19, 2019

big jacket smith

The town rapist

Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time

Friend: what'd they call you?

You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?

You: I rape people

by Spooper Scrungo IV October 23, 2023

Riley smith

When a female manipulates a man to do her biddings in most scenerios it is harmless but then can break an innocent and fragily man

Did you hear about Aden, Sarah pulled a Riley Smith on him.
That bitch ass only used me for my money, what a fuckin Riley.

by I wanna fuck your mom October 30, 2018