Cracker Wash

Quickly rinsing your dishes after you're done eating and throwing them on the dryer rack.

Not properly doing dishes but hey they're "clean "

Hey Johnny we're short on time, after eating make sure you cracker wash your plate!

by Mriceagegrillz November 21, 2025

Washing Machine

When a boy tells a lie to a friend about his imaginary experience getting head in the parking lot of a less than reputable establishment.

Yeah man, have you ever put your dick in a washing machine?

by WashingMachineMouth November 22, 2025

Washed

When a once-fun crew has officially retired from the art of day drinking, spontaneous plans, and “just one more.” They still remember being fun, they just need a nap, a sensible dinner time, and 48 hours’ notice now. Often triggered by a beautiful day that they fully acknowledge… and then choose to spend indoors anyway.

“Sun’s out, pub’s calling, but the boys said they’re tired—yeah, they’re washed.”

by Guiness Gobbler December 13, 2025

Pop-wash

To appropriate a piece of media, character, or concept with genuine depth, lore, or intent and replace it with a simplified, aesthetic-driven version engineered for mass popularity, social media circulation, and surface-level fandom engagement (often at the expense of original themes, characterization, and narrative coherence).

“That franchise used to be tragic and layered, but after TikTok got hold of it, the whole thing got pop-washed into vibes and merch.”

by Natorithm December 18, 2025

Washed

When you can't hit for shit when your botting

I am so washed, I hit 0 pairs with wrath on the Yeezy supply drop today.

by washedbotter June 22, 2021

washed up

someone like Ricegum

rice gum is washed up

by 102102 July 8, 2021