Van Slyke

the name of a teacher, generally teaches APCSA. Thinks they are good, but is DOGSHIT. Can't code for shit and tells people what to do. But it is all sood since she has a FAT ASS!!!

Van Slyke: How did you do on the AP exam, my average score is a 4
Random white kid who can't code for shit and was in her class and never passed a single test(Ethan): STFU you FAT bitch, it is probably a one.
Van Slyke: Maybe, but I can still make a constructor

by chink447 July 30, 2019

van slyke

A Dutch gentleman who knows how to sweep a woman off her feet.

I went to bed with a Van Slyke last night, turned me to a woman from a dyke.

by KennysGirl February 11, 2017

Pip Van Winkle

When Pip oversleeps and a significant amount of time passes until he wakes up and finds himself an old man with a long white beard

Oh look you decided to join us in this century. Our good buddy Pip Van Winkle!

by Derek MF ForReal April 10, 2021

van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.

“You’re such a Van de gooner!”

by Jiggler3000 December 02, 2024

Van Baal

A Kamasutra sex stance.

Damn Kevin, how did you master the Van Baal so well?

by maxwellEQ December 05, 2016

Van Play

When BK and his roommates drink craft beer and play house in a windowless van.

It's 7PM—time for our van play! Go get the wig. I already have the chocolate peanut butter stout.

by Papi_Chulo_The_Nurse July 07, 2017

dad van

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!

Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?

by embrymavrik January 23, 2017