September 9, 1999

The day the Dreamcast was released and killed by the PS2 hype.

Advertisement: 9.9.99
*September 9, 1999 comes...*
Guy: Dude, Sega just released the Dreamcast!
Other Guy: I'm not interested. I'm hyped for the PS2.
News: Sega becomes third party developer.

by CoolAkramTV October 22, 2018

September 5th 2006

big dick

anyone born on September 5th 2006 has a massive dick and like shoving it into their ass when they’re bored

by daddy7384859593 April 5, 2023

Eat Shit September

You eat shit on September.

Have you guys participated in Eat Shit September yet?

by anonymous November 11, 2021

Super Squirt September

The number the day is, us how many times the girl has to squirt.

Girl 1: I bet I can make it to the 15th of Super Squirt September and squirt 15 times
Girl 2: I can probably make it the 31st
Girl 1: Yeah cause you’re an horny spaz

by MotherSmother34 November 1, 2019

I'll do it in September.

A phrase used to put off something you do not intend to do.

Angry mobs: We demand you step down!

Mubarak: I'll do it in September.

by 1700somewhere February 22, 2011

7th of September

If you were born on this day, you are an absolutely useless piece of shit and no one fucking likes you, you are a used up condom that has a personality of a fucking donkey.
So if you were born on this day, you should die.

Person 1: omg haha whats your birthday??

Person 2: oh haha it's 7th of September!!

Person 1: Ew I fucking hate you, die, you're disgusting and revolting.

Person 2: oh.. *cries then jumps off a building*

by yourgirlmarylou November 14, 2021

Thirty Days Hath September

Of Course you Idiot

Waynos : It's Bank holiday, I have a fridge full of beer, are you thirsty?
Jamar: Thirty Days Hath September

by Wimberley June 24, 2011