Badawi Syndrome

When you always think you are right, but you aren't.

Hey hebe, i think you have badawi syndrome..
Hebe: Bro no i don't i carried this game

Badawi Syndrome by Rabihzilla June 23, 2018

garden hose syndrome

after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.

It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.

Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"

Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."

garden hose syndrome by Bruce S January 2, 2009

Clown Car Syndrome 

Used to describe any situation or place that suffers a sudden influx of people for no explicable reason, like those piling into a clown car.

At 2:10, the lecture hall suffered a severe case of Clown Car Syndrome.

Clown Car Syndrome by Trotbot April 3, 2009

Blower's Syndrome

After you've blown your load, you lose all interest in the girl and just want to her to go away. She's served her purpose and is pretty much an elephant in the room at this point.

"You know normally I'd get Blower's Syndrome and tell you to leave but I don't mind Maggie, you can sleep here if you want." - BW

Blower's Syndrome by chuck y hacks February 22, 2009

Perverted Ear Syndrome 

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.

Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.

Perverted Ear Syndrome by spcghdfj January 14, 2010

lazy lip syndrome 

1. a genetic disorder in which a womans lady parts are so cavernous you could go splunking in them.

2. sloppy vagine aka the puffer.

3. the loose goose; the BIG C; moms everywhere.

Octo-mom's got a severe case of The Lazy Lip Syndrome.

I almost lost my watch today...fucking Lazy Lip Syndrome.

Barbie keeps telling me I have The Gerk, but that skank's got The Lazy Lip Syndrome bad. Anatomically correct my ass!

He wouldn't know a Lazy Lip Syndrome if it slapped him across the face.

lazy lip syndrome by Mode, Burl, Junk, RamZ July 18, 2010

Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome 

Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome (aka MWS) occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) dies in a cave via zombie invasion, spider attack, skeleton sniping, or even creeper terrorism and loses all of his ores/tools/weapons/armor/materials and respawns above ground, forcing him to go back into the maze of a cave system. If said Minecrafter dies a second time, then a third, before finding his items, a feeling of hopelessness comes into the mind. The Minecrafter then withdraws away from the game (something very difficult to do) for 1 hour to two months, depending on the items in the Minecrafter's inventory.

Tom: "Hey Dan, why are you looking so down? Got Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome?"
Dan: "I just lost my diamond armor in Minecraft."
Tom: "Dude, that's harsh. How long have you been off?"
Dan: "Three years."

Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome by Cosbino April 19, 2013