Dirty Swanny

Eating so much ass, when you eventually come down with pink eye, you don’t know who gave it to you, just like in Mama Mia

Person 1: I actually ate so much ass last week, I think I have pink eye!

Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?

Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.

Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny

by Tricky_Dick_Nixon April 12, 2020

Dirty Swanndive

When you’re doing a girl in the butt and right before you cum, you squeal loud like a ferret and pull out so fast like a cork screw causing her to shit all over the bed.

Boy that Melanie sure looks stopped up. Looks to me like she needs a Dirty Swanndive to loosen her up.

by CableB June 5, 2020

summa swann

a sexy beast, aka me

bro summa swann is such a sexy beast, i wish i was her

by Jinnie Jinn Jin June 9, 2020

THE SWANSON

Getting a hand job from your Mother In Law

I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.

by DatsFukdUp December 2, 2020

Jacob swann

Jacob Swann is the bassist in chapter 13, and does backup vocals and sometimes vocal solos. He is very talented and is normally spotted by wearing an AC/DC cap.

Jacob Swann is so talented, I wish I could be as talented as him.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.

Mac Swanson is so fucking hot

by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021

Dankus Swankus

High quality weed that is smoked commonly and welcomely.

I have a dankus swankus stash you want some?

by Siva Microwave October 28, 2021