Snap Off Some Crayons

An indirect way of saying; "I have to shit."

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...

by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022

snap to

suddenly come alive!, abruptly be totally focused, immediate start, sudden locked focus, burst into life

the new recruits wouldn't snap to
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!

by michael foolsley September 13, 2022

Mauba Snap

When someone sends you a snap of literally nothing. A wall picture or a black screen.

“He just sent me a Mauba Snap!”

“He must not be interested in you.”

by KoshoKS November 16, 2022

Snap Score

Get a life and get off SnapChat

Person 1: Look I have such a high Snap Score

Person 2: Get a life!

by CreepyTheWise November 20, 2022

Snap

Single hit of weed packed in a bong i.e pull through

Could include tobacco i.e mole or moke

Can't wait to get home from work and pack a snap

I was up late taking snaps and drinking beer

by bongrip November 27, 2022

Snap Back

Refers to the vaginas most amazing ability to "snap back" after it has been extremely stretched to full capacity by either a gargantuous penis, a larger sex toy, and/or squeezing a fuck trophy down the vagina canal causing with the hips to become wider then af5er you have completely recouped from the lack of better term "stretching and expanding"

Vagina. Now if it's tighter than before and you got a good those good controllable Squeeze Box muscles from practicing your kegels and can squeeze every last drop of toothpaste out of the tube from bottom to tip the vagina can now be referred to as a "SnapBack".

Nico: Hey have you seen. Anita since she popped out that dudes little fuck trophy?
Jim: No man I haven't, why what's up.?
Nico: saw that dirty whore yesterday she said I need a dick so I told her " I got this oversized man meet right here, i hope you got that "SnapBack" bitch. If I like it maybe I'll throw another Trophy up in you like your brother did. I didn't even get to finish though I ended up busting that snap back open.

by Nico Morales April 27, 2022

snap cap

(noun) a dummy round, typically used while training with a firearm to avoid potential damage to a firing pin. Often has a spring-loaded dummy primer in the case of center-fire guns.

If you don't have a snap cap for your .22, you can use a yellow drywall anchor.

by J.R., PhD, MD, PsyD, Esq. May 4, 2022