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Russian Tootsie Roll

Commonly known as "the roll". This is the sexual act of rolling the vaginal lips into small cornroll like shapes followed by inserting a ping-pong ball (or similar shaped object) , allowing no room for error the user must then shoot the spring loaded beaver cannon-classified only by the size of the pigeonhole and distance catapulted.
How bout that drive in- do you prefer some chicken or the Russian Tootsie Roll?

Person A) Adam hasn't been to class in a few days

Person B) I heard he pulled off "the roll"

Person A) Winning!

Person B) Party!
by thenorm April 7, 2011
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Russian Albino Rhino

When 5 or more males ejaculate on top of one man's face. The semen should get in his eyes making them turn bloodshot and red. One man takes a solid shit on the man's nose, making it look like a horn. This procedure will make it look like an albino rhino. Russians partake in this sexual activity.
Some bros and I decided to do a Russian Albino Rhino last night! Sucks for that guy!
by Jason Boeck October 31, 2011
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Russian Titty Fuck

A man thrusts his penis in between a woman's boobs while downing a bottle of vodka (preferably very cheap).
by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006
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Russian Candy cane

When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.
Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!
by TheBigBootLeg July 31, 2007
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creepy russian uncle

A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.
Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.
by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014
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russian candy cane

fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane
Person 1: you on your period?
Person 2: yeah let’s make a russian candy cane!!
by child_of.g0d June 16, 2021
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Russian War Crime

When you shove a bottle of vodka up a man's ass with his adult children cheering him on.
Putin had to cancel his state of the federation speech due to injuries sustained during his russian war crime marathon
by Nunchuck April 9, 2022
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