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The Dehornitization Process

The mental state a male encounters after finishing sexual acts into a woman he doesn't love. This can last anywhere from 1 minute to 17 years.
Sounds like The Dehornitization Process to me Gary
by Gary_gary May 10, 2011
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language auditory processing disorder

* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."

* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)

* person A - .............................................yeah!"
by littlejellies September 22, 2011
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Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.
by Golden asian December 19, 2014
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Two Call Process

Two Call Process is where an escort uses two phones calls from you to verify you're legit. The first will take you to a a neutral spot such as a gas station or a fast food parking lot (This usually puts you within 3 blocks or 3 minutes of the place, the "3x3 Rule" ). Once you get there, she will have you call again to get the address.
Yes, i use a standard two call process. Go to the gas station on the corner of MLK and Getiton. Call me when you get there, and I'll give you my address.
by Ass NonyMouse March 15, 2016
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paradox-as-a-process

The phenology of the process as a self-state (metastatic).
Paradox-as-a-process implies that turbulence is a self-paradox. It is derived from Heidegger's phenon of self-caring.

Underpins the phenology of supermodernism.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019
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car wash professional

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day
Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.
by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019
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right to dew process

A law dat states dat during periods of water-rationing, you may still perform moisture-related preparation/manufacturing in da wee hours of da morning, provided dat you only use naturally-occurring condensation on cooled outdoor objects.
"Right to dew process" could also refer to legislation dat permits you to imbibe cloyingly-sweet soda from a green plastic bottle while performing preparation/manufacturing-related tasks.
by QuacksO March 4, 2021
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