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Penis Brothers

Penis Brothers are two men who take their flaccid penises and tie them together in a knot. Then they have to wait for them both to be erect for ultimate penis bro’s experience.
Yeah Oliver and Jonny are penis brothers
by BentBoi April 24, 2020
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Penis injections

When you just slide that nasty sausage into the bun and squirt some nice and tasty ketchup in it!

Mmm that’s good!
I like penis injections

Penis injections are fun!
by NIKKEN September 7, 2021
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penis cheeks

1. The flaps of skin on either side of the slit of a penis

2. The chunks of skin on the head of a penis on the right or left of the opening of the urethra
John: "Dude Katie flicked her tongue inside of my penis cheeks when she gave me head last week!"
by Ejackson11 April 19, 2018
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Imran penis

A person with the name Imran who automatically has a small penis also used to describe someone with a small penis and denies that they do

The smallest shit you'll probably see in your entire life.

Some consider a person with the Imran penis to be women but it is not confirmed yet
Used as a synonym (Imran penis) to saying someone has a micropenis
Joe: you're a cunt
Peter: well you probably got a Imran penis
by UserVetTrill November 7, 2020
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penis breath

A condition that develops during the act of oral sex, usually lasting under an hour depending on amount of ejaculate one has had in their mouth. This is a normal condition and should not require medical attention unless chronic penis breath develops. Usually clears up with two Altoids, or in serious cases, brush your teeth, floss, use mouthwash, and then forget it.

See also: Breath Cancer.
I have penis breath even though I didn't swallow. He had the worst tasting cum ever.
by metalslut July 4, 2019
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mike penis

a Man so legendary he was named after his Fathers Penis
Mike Penis is named after his Father Mike
by MC Niggerman December 26, 2020
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Frostbite Penis

When outside running or doing outside activities in the cold and the penis becomes cold and painfully rigid. Tingling sensation may occur.
"Man, at cross country this morning I got a bad case of frostbite penis!"
by Country Girl Nimba1 January 20, 2009
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