jap penis

small dick

joe; you have a jap penis
mark; what does that mean
joe; u have a small dick

by chinese penis July 7, 2018

penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

mike penis

a Man so legendary he was named after his Fathers Penis

Mike Penis is named after his Father Mike

by MC Niggerman December 26, 2020

penis cheeks

1. The flaps of skin on either side of the slit of a penis

2. The chunks of skin on the head of a penis on the right or left of the opening of the urethra

John: "Dude Katie flicked her tongue inside of my penis cheeks when she gave me head last week!"

by Ejackson11 April 19, 2018

Penis injections

When you just slide that nasty sausage into the bun and squirt some nice and tasty ketchup in it!

Mmm that’s good!

I like penis injections

Penis injections are fun!

by NIKKEN September 7, 2021

penis breath

A condition that develops during the act of oral sex, usually lasting under an hour depending on amount of ejaculate one has had in their mouth. This is a normal condition and should not require medical attention unless chronic penis breath develops. Usually clears up with two Altoids, or in serious cases, brush your teeth, floss, use mouthwash, and then forget it.

See also: Breath Cancer.

I have penis breath even though I didn't swallow. He had the worst tasting cum ever.

by metalslut July 4, 2019

Penis Perforation

Penis Perforation is considered the polite and proper way to call someone a "dickhole". It also describes a tear in the penis muscle.

"Piss off, penis perforation!"
"That chick doesn't know how to ride dick. She gave me a penis perforation and broke my shit."

by mistergq79 January 16, 2013