Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks

Wow this club is cream under the hood!

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

Morning hood

A female’s version of morning wood.

I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.

by Bronn22 May 18, 2022

young sheldon from the hood

Young Sheldon from OBlock. Ever since a young age Young Sheldon grew up in the tough Chicago streets of OBlock. Having to provide for his single mother, he sold drugs. Later in life, he got busted at the age of 11 and went to jail for 3-5 business days. Young Sheldon wasn't the same after jail but he knew he had to be better. He then went through the pursuit of becoming a professional scientist and won 14 nobel prizes.

"Yo bro how are you, wassup my g"
"Yo you're literally young sheldon from the hood"
"Skibid ohio gyatt rizzler fanum tax 🤑"
"The Voices are getting louder 🤣🤣"

by imAgamingAppleYT March 21, 2024

hood patrol

neighborhood watch. a form of snitching.

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 2, 2018

hood grilled cheese

The hood way to make a "grilled cheese" but instead of using a stove, you microwave the bread and cheese

"Bro im hungry"
"You want a hood grilled cheese?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by Uglyassheadassboi September 2, 2023

the hood whore

Usually an ugly duckling who thinks she is hot shit. They get pregnant in high school by your local drug dealer who only sells grams of weed. She usually engages in sex for cigarettes and drugs. The hood whore is believed to be learned behavior(Usually gets it from her mama). The hood whore tends to brag about sleeping with men in relationships. She is usually in and out of your local county jail. She will brag about being crazy and petty. The hood whore has no motivation and bad hygiene. You can usually find your hood whore in a low budget hotel, the abortion clinic, your towns local bar, and the welfare office. She will brag about getting to a “bag”(check) while working 22 hours a week making $8.55 a hour. The hood whore is usually infested with STI’s.

Sean- I have to go get checked out. I herd Brittany had a STI. I slept with her without a condom on and I’m freaking out!

Tori- that’s what you get for having unprotected sex with the hood whore. She sleeps with everyone bro.

by The realist woman November 16, 2017

Hood Pissed

extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.

Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.

by pinheadlarrylookinass July 5, 2020