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Shirley, Mass

small city. next to ayer, lunenburg, groton. pretty much the east bum fuck of massachusetts. nothing to do there but catch a train out of there to boston. a good place to have bon fires. thats pretty much it.
by crazysexmonkey1 June 18, 2011
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Massa

Massa is a beautiful amazing girl who always wants the best for people around her and is so well rounded. She will give you snuggles and cuddles until you go numb and has the best smile in the universe that never fails to brighten up your day. If you ever come across a wild Massa never let her go as she is so precious and deserves nothing short of the world. Also she is so bubbly and friendly and funny and you would he so lucky if you were ever friends with her as it would be the best time of your life. She is drop dead gorgeous in every single way and is so cute when she looks at you. I would never change anything about Massa as she is wonderful.
Woah there goes Massa, she's so nice !
by I.dont.care.what.they.say September 19, 2020
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Internal Massage

Another term for fingering - originates in a role playing act in which the male acts as a "naughty" massage therapist and the female lays on her stomach, acting as a client.
First he started by massaging my shoulders then he gave me an internal massage!
by Sweetpea & Baby Cakes April 19, 2008
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Massari

1. One of any number of tumors which are always found in the anal region of angry embittered humans.

2. Any rude chain-smoker of Italian descent.
1. "I'm scheduled to have this horrible massari removed from my ass on Tuesday."

2. "Did you see that massari just stub out his Kool on that kid's cotton candy? How outrageous!"
by Rico The Average July 16, 2008
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a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre)

you tape a knife to your dick and fuck a girl until she bleeds to death.
I kootered this girl then i gave her a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre) last night.
by nick sutton101 January 29, 2009
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massed

When you send a snapchat to numerous friends of something, hoping for a reply because you're starved of attention.
A: "Dude, Jessica is so hot"
B: "Oh shit, did she send you that snap too?"
A: "Fuck, we just got massed."
by foldingboard May 23, 2014
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Mass Effect

A trilogy of action role playing games for PS3, xbox 360 and PC.

An extremely overrated series of games, with part 2 regarded as one of the greatest RPGs ever and also one of the greatest games of the 7th generation.

The reason for this popularity has little to do with the actual game, which is as bland as it can get. The story of course involves one man who must save the entire universe from an alien race with the help of his crew.

The third and final game decided that previous choices had no affect on the ultimate ending. Bioware then proceeded to do damage control with DLC and an upcoming sequel.

The game is famous for its homosexual and interracial sex scenes, not because of innovation and talent.
"Mass effect is actually kinda boring"
by deadbunny97 September 7, 2016
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