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Matthew

Matthew is a nosy, annoying, weird, and rude kid. He is bad around many or just 1 bad friend. He doesn't respect kids with his usual best friend or best friends. He is not someone you would like once you get to know him.
That little boy is getting bullied by that older guy. That is totally a Matthew.
by Fried Down Burns November 29, 2018
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Matthew

the sassiest man ever; the true leader of the sassy man apocolypse
Did you talk to Matthew today?

I know! how can that much sass fit in one man?
Idk that's just Matthew
by cherrieslillies February 29, 2024
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Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
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Matthew

Matthew fucks your mom
by Matthew909 November 20, 2021
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matthew

just an absolute bitch. the kid gets pissed whenever he loses at literally anything at all. professional giver and thinks about his bed often
damn quit being such a matthew and stay on playstation.
by bighotpastramimelt January 12, 2020
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Matthew ranft

Nah bro Matthew ranft is such a dawg
by King Kong deluxe April 18, 2024
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Matthew Arnold

Got a girlfriend but little does he know his big ginger friend has been expanding her pussy everytime he hits it.
Oh no Wyatt don’t do the Matthew Arnold;)
by Wiggy tight December 8, 2019
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