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Boy Math 

The dummy or silly logic used by half-geeky males or semi-innumerates, who think that they are getting a good deal or making a smart move from their decision or action—their faux or fuzzy logic, or bigly calculations or guesstimations, often makes them a figure of fun.
Boy math is using a dollar bill as a bookmark that costs two bucks.
Boy math is driving two hours to and fro to save twenty bucks.
Boy math is buying indexed-funds hoping to retire prematurely.
Boy Math by Numerati December 18, 2024
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Nigga math 

The price was high but I didn’t notice it because I wasn’t paying for it anyways
How do we afford all this shit
Nigga math
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DEI Math 

When a white supremacist or/and chauvinist suspects that an ill-posed or poorly worded math question, or for that matter any mathematical faux pas, big or small, most likely comes from a woman/person of color/immigrant/LBGTQ.
While a team of math educators-turned-inspectors are still investigating the source of the “confusing” test question that led thousands of students into frustration or panic, the Blamer-in-Chief attributes it to a DEI math problem.
DEI Math by Numerati January 31, 2025

DOGE Math 

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
DOGE Math by Numerati February 25, 2025

California Math 

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.
Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.

apple math 

8 gb of ram > 16 gb of ram according to apple math!
apple math by samsungpeasant64 April 24, 2025

Delta Math 

A website commonly used for child torture.
"Alright, everybody, get on Delta Math!" exclaimed teacher.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!" said student, calmly.
Delta Math by Kaizu4D May 5, 2025