caught masturbating

Being made to feel shame and humiliation for something that every one else does.

Jill was caught masturbating in her dorm room, and her friends will never let her forget about it.

by Jill VanDeLay September 30, 2003

masturbatorium

A location frequently used for one's own masturbation, usually adorned with the fixtures for self stimulation such as pornography, and other turn-ons.

Jeff whacked off in his masturbatorium full of pictures of obese women and Bill Gates.

by Jeffrey Chan March 6, 2004

Mass Erect 2

Its what the world will get when Mass Effect 2 comes out.

Woot mass erect 2!!

by Damob47 December 28, 2009

Foot massage

The rubbing and massaging of one's feet. Often interpreted as sensual. Something you never give another man's woman.

Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?

Jules: That's an interesting point. Come on, let's get into character.

by Matt..... March 7, 2011

chicken tikka masala

the best ndn food on the planet

period.

Waiter at an Indian Restuarant: What will you be having tonight?
You: Naan and Chicken Tikka Masala
Waiter: Best choice ever made

by Jerry Boi December 4, 2007

Mask off

Mask off is a term derived from 'The Mask of Sanity: An Attempt to Clarify Some Issues About the So-Called Psychopathic Personality', a book written by American psychiatrist Hervey M. Cleckley.

A psychopath, by clinical definition, is someone born without the ability to experience genuine human emotions. In order to receive acceptance from society, the psychopath, from a very young age learns to expertly mimic the emotions of a normally functioning person. This is referred to as the ability to 'mask' or disguise the fundamental lack of internal personality structure.

'Mask off' refers to the periods of time where the psychopath drops this false façade, which normally results in repeatedly purposeful destructive behavior, often more self-destructive than destructive to others.

I can't believe Marks behavior last night, he really had his mask off.

by thefreshest August 17, 2017

J Mascis

The worlds greatest guitarist. Frontman of the largley influential rock group Dinosaur Jr. Has other side projects such as J Mascis and The Fog and Broken Mascis scene.

You may be good,but you're no J Mascis.

by jerjemy July 4, 2006