hold your jizz a bit 

Hold your horses; wait a second

Steve: yo can we go to the bees now?? I'm starving!!
Marc: dude just hold your jizz a bit. I'm packing my stuff up.

hold your jizz a bit by Draineddrummer04 August 30, 2015

Jelly Bean Jizz 

It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.

Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz

Jelly Bean Jizz by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 17, 2016

shoe jizz 

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.

"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"

shoe jizz by fred carpinski January 9, 2009

instant Jizz 

When something is Amazing, you call it instant jizz

Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "

instant Jizz by NOAHadamJEFF February 6, 2010

jungle jizz 

Jizz from a black guy.

jungle jizz by kwani October 22, 2003

Misty Jizz

The act of going into a steam shower to masturbate.

"Yo dude i'm feeling horny and fat"
"My parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty jizz?"
"Great idea! That will take care of my horniness and burn calories!"
"Ohhh man that is awesome!"

Misty Jizz by dj dirty south January 11, 2012

Lizz Jizz 

A short, chill kinda girl with a kickass attitude, loves to pick fights, and is always shit talking random people she doesn't know,in love with hugs, and kills to be bitten. shes DOWN son and u can find her kicking it in the front of CHS with the Homiesz Lilleh and Daniel

Damn son u are so lizz Jizz! U kick some major ass dawg

Lizz Jizz by StonerDawgXcore October 24, 2008