North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 6, 2023

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011

Crotch fruit

Children born by natural child birth.

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.

by Samboniez May 30, 2020

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 6, 2022

Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit while lying on a bed of silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home. Today has been a drag. Time for you to fruit me"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

Forbidden Fruit

Anti-gay legislation.

It’s hard to be a queer in Georgia. The Forbidden Fruit is strong here.

by vfuzz November 22, 2018

Logan Fruit

A man holding the name Logan fruit or any berry is a boy kisser and always will be unless his name is legally changed

Person 1:Did you hear about Logan's last name?
Person 2: yeah I heard it's Logan Fruit and now he's the school boy kisser

by AntiLgbtCalgary June 18, 2023