Christmas af

The feeling of absolute love for Christmas

Christmas x-mas

Person 1: Yo! I like that reindeer sweater
Person 2: Thanks mane you know your boy Christmas af!

by EnchiladaDude March 9, 2016

Christmas knot

A Christmas Knot is when two men tie their penises together and ejaculate at the same time on two women while saying “take this you ho ho hoes!!!”

“Hey Onii-chan I want a Christmas Knot!!!!”

by Maxamagican September 9, 2020

Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick

(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!

by elementcubed November 21, 2010

Christmas Eyes

When someone with green eyes gets so high the combination of the red and green looks like Christmas colors.

Damn, the weed is so good bro got Christmas eyes.

by sxnuba June 1, 2023

Christmas hijab

A decorative, and very muslim, hijab used for Christmas occations. Usually red.

Oh hello female muslim. Is that hijab a christmas hijab?

by wokefuk420 December 2, 2019

christmas sausage

A sausage received on Christmas Eve or Christmas day.

That Christmas sausage could last for several days.

by HillshireFarms November 23, 2018

Irish Christmas

When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.

Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.

"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"

by StuckInSalemWithSatan February 26, 2021