crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.

Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!

by Little Arnie May 13, 2016

boatmeal

Not just your average oatmeal. Oatmeal, but with the sense of being whisked away on an exotic cruise.

Derek: I fancy an oaty snack, but oatmeal just doesn't hit the spot.

Jason: Well then, how about some boatmeal?

Derek: HELL, yeah!

*They dance*

by boatmeallover January 13, 2011

Swamp Boating

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.

I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

boatdrainks

A fruity, frosty beverage made with a blender that starts off innocent enough but ends with inappropriate and uncalled for advances, tears, sometimes fistfights, and always apologies (the following day).

Pass the boatdrainks! Girl, your man is looking FINE.

by Big Stacy March 8, 2005

Boatthat

Noun.
You would call call someone a Boatthat whenever you’re sad about your girlfriends ex abuser. This is a noun only used by classically educated individuals. A Boatthat is generally someone who has a sexual preference for minors and asian girls. As well as this, they play vr chat and rust longer than your best friend joee. This means wifebeating is a common side effect for Boatththats. However, it is reported that 14 year old girls can often defend themselves against a Boatthat and actually dom them.

1)Stop posting pictures of Boatthat!!
2)your a Boatthat
3)Boatthat...stop raping that 14 year old!!!
4)On average 1/5 people you know are Boatthats.

5)Boatzy is such a Boatthat

by Wilfyisaboatthat February 13, 2021

Boats and Hoes

The first super smash hit by Brennan Huff and Dale Doback in the movie "Step Brothers" under the record company Prestige Worldwide.

Brennan and Dale took Dale's father's sailboat and used it to film the song. No one was steering the boat so it crashed into the shore and was demolished.

Dude, I just set "Boats and Hoes" as my profile song. That song is fucking awesome.

by ConeBone October 2, 2008

boaty

a good looking individual. derives from cockney rhyming slang 'boat race' - 'face.

"look at her over there, she's proper boaty"

by hernandoz September 30, 2013