merkmaid man

A teenage male playing Call Of Duty while high as fuck and drinking Kool-Aid

Yo MerkMaid Man, let's go smoke another bowl!

by Dankmeemees May 20, 2017

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Pivot Man

In an odd numbered circle jerk, it is the man responsible for two other participants and any choreography or direction changes which are dictated by the experience level of the group.

Carl going to be the pivot man, he drew the short straw, so he's workin' 2.

by Muffy Tingstud May 31, 2024

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Carrot Man

Logan Doig

Carrot Man deserves the death penalty as he is a ranga.

by JoshuaHawkins September 2, 2024

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About 3 years after He Man won the battle of Castle Greyskull “(a fluke imo), Lord Skeletor had a plan to use his magic to reverse things except most things about himself. This spell made He Man into a gender-bended version of himself with notable a female voice, smaller shoulders, and lipstick. Everyone in Greyskull called him “She Man”. After he/she was shunned, She Man became evil and everyone praised Lord Skeletor because he was the hero. She Man was jealous of the newly named Lord of all Things Skeletor and everything in life was happily ever after.

She Man is a horribly disguised woman. You can tell by that bad shape of makeup.

by Beavis Is Awesome July 2, 2022

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