Wheeland

The effect of incest(most common in women with mullets). Could be mistaken for a small ape. These 'things' have no male reproductive organs, and no female reproductive organs. is it a guy? or is it a girl? maybe just a monkey.

"Whys that monkey wearing clothes?, oh wait, its just a Wheeland."
"Quit acting like a damn Wheeland"

by Maxxxxx April 6, 2007

Pin Wheel

When a male is wheeling (working; flirting; gaming; playing) a girl on a Blackberry, through pinning, or Blackberry Messenger.

I pin wheeled the shit out of Veronica last night on my Blackberry, I don't know how I have so much wheels.

by DanielB3223 November 9, 2007

fall off the Wagon Wheel

to start eating chocolate again

According to newspaper reports, Liz Taylor has managed to fall off the Wagon Wheel with her weight ballooning up to 275kg.

by jmlecun October 12, 2008

Oles at the wheel

Another way of saying "I'm doing good"

Friend: "How you doing?"

You: "How am I doing? Oles at the wheel, how do you think I'm doing"

by Dongy6101 December 8, 2019

wheel chaired

To be so impaired from drink or drugs that a wheel chair is needed to move you.

Justin was so trashed in the Las Vegas Airport after a weekend of partying that security deemed him "unfit to fly" and he had to be wheel chaired out of the airport.

by Alphonse Drzzny December 29, 2008

weekend wheelchair warrior

When a healthy, capable, able to walk person who has no need for a wheelchair, buys, rents, or steals one for their own personal amusement, laziness, or gain. Non-powered models promote pity by unknowing bystanders, and can be used for preferred parking, meeting women, getting VIP access to clubs, etc. Powered models, known as rascals, are usually attributed to very lazy people not wanting to walk under their own power, or people that like to perform motorized stunts.

"Look, Jimmay's pulling the weekend wheelchair warrior again so he could get right into all the clubs and meet chicks. See, they are eating up his Gulf War landmine explosion story. I bet he scores tonight......"

by Klizz February 25, 2009

wheel

melanie anderson

josh is her wheel.

by landocommando November 26, 2010